Are there no laundromats / laundrettes? There is a washer where I am staying, but no dryer. I cannot wait three days for things to hang dry. Google does not show any self-serve ANYTHING, and while there are a number of dry cleaners and laundry services, they want £4 to wash a f^&*ing BIKINI. It's bonkers. Is self-serve laundry not a thing here? How do you clean your #$%*ing clothes?!?

EDIT: sorry for the swearing. I'm feeling frustrated. Halp.